Ladies, are you dating or talking to a guy and you’re not sure if he’s a fuckboy or not? Well, look no further. Go through this list and tally up his score, the answer will become clear.
- He drives a camaro, mustang, challenger, or charger – 10
- He has a credit score less than 650 – 15
- He wears a baseball cap everywhere – 5
- He wears sunglasses indoors – 5
- He has an hourly job – 15
- He doesn’t pay his child support – 35
- He has tattoos on his face – 150
- He doesn’t talk about being together – 10
- He sent you unsolicited dick pics – 15
- He doesn’t offer you food when you get together – 10
- He don’t eat pussy – 20
- He always busy until he tryna smash – 15
- All he wants to do is smoke/netflix and chill – 15
- He can’t hold a conversation – 20
- He has no ambition – 25
- He has no plan – 25
- He lives with his mom – 40
- He has one plate, one fork, one spoon, one knife, and one cup – 20
- He has one skillet and one pot – 15
- He has no cooking utensils whatsoever – 20
- His mattress is on the floor – 25
- He has no furniture – 25
- He has at least 2 gaming systems – 10
- He has a TV larger than 65 inches – 10
- He doesn’t know his status – 150
- He can’t give you a straight answer about what he’s doing or where he’s at – 15
- He asks if he can hold some cash – 30
- He never makes plans – 15
- He flakes – 15
- You would lie to your friends about dating him – 30
- He flirts with everyone – 5
- He texts you only at night – 15
- He acts like a boyfriend at times but won’t make it official – 15
- He refuses to take a picture with you – 10
- He leaves the toilet seat up – 10
Now, add up his score.
- < 100 – you good
- 100-150 – borderline, be careful
- >150 – he a fuckboy
- >200 – RUN!
Author
AintWitDaShits
Houston
25, F
Single, No Kids, Never Married
Retail Manager
